The Ordinary Moments {14 #2}

{The ordinary moments 14 #2} The inappropriate things my toddler Says:

The ordinary moments

The things my toddler says (no, make that Shouts!) that are totally inappropriate: When taken out of context that is, if you happen to be a passer by & not his full time interpreter (me). For toddler speech as we are all aware is perfectly clear & makes complete sense to them & to us (the parent/ carer/ FT interpreter), but in reality is a muddle of different sounds & words, constituting to an entire foreign language for others.

For example, whilst zipping up & down the food isle of a supermarket & passing the cereal section filled to the hilt with all those sugary naughty’s, in his loudest (yet cutest) husky voice my little ball of energy suddenly shouts “NUTS!! DADDYEES NUTS!!” If I don’t respond within a split second of these words parting from his lips, & incase I need reminding “Mummyeee? DADDYEES NUTS’! I would like to clear this up fellow shoppers, my son is not referring to a part of my beloved husbands anatomy, no, no-no. He is most obviously pointing out to me that: ‘Mummy, we have just passed the Honey & nut cornflakes, & Daddy likes to consume these for breakfast’. I’m perfectly aware of all the bemused looks I receive when he proclaims this in his special way, though I get far too much of a giggle from it to correct him or offer an explanation to anyone.

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Shouting those inner most thoughts!!

& The other example, may sound like the start of a bad ‘toilet humour’ joke. Alas, this is not the case. My little bear is fond of Winnie the Pooh. “Fantastic” I thought! “I loved Winnie the Pooh when I was younger” & looked forward to watching & reading the works of A.A Milne together. Oh Boy!! Little did I realise bear would march around shouting “POO!! Mummyeee, POO”. Whenever he was thinking of the yellow fluffy pooh bear. This was made worse (much worse) recently: when daddy & bear were out, they came across a Gigantic Winnie the Pooh teddy bear, of the plush & stuffed variety:

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Gigantic Winnie the Pooh!

Our ‘bear’ apparently picked Winnie up & refused to put him down. Daddy being a big softy treated little dude to this new stuffed creature.  So now I have to content with the random ‘out loud’ thoughts from said child of not just “POO. Mummyee POO” Noooo, But “BIG POO! Mummyeee, BIG POO”. Hahahaha. Just watch those poor buggers around us fleeing for cover in the worry that a little toddler has just created a ‘big poo’ in the literal sense!!

 

 

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10 Comments

  1. MrsCoolBananas
    02/04/2014 / 3:09 PM

    Thanks! Oh it’s so much fun, the unpredictability of what they’ll say next, & the reaction of strangers! xx

  2. MrsCoolBananas
    02/04/2014 / 3:07 PM

    Thnaks for stopping by! They’re all the same these little guys….giving us multiple laughs everyday! xx

  3. MrsCoolBananas
    02/04/2014 / 3:06 PM

    Hahaha, the water spitting! I hope nothing got damaged in doing so! Now, were those people in tesco laughing at Mads innocence or secretly thinking ‘head towards the nearest exit, NOW’?! Either way, love these moments! xx

  4. MrsCoolBananas
    02/04/2014 / 3:04 PM

    & the reaction they cause to strangers-priceless! xx

  5. MrsCoolBananas
    02/04/2014 / 3:04 PM

    Just one of the ways these little guys make us smile everyday, right?! #ordinarymoments

  6. 31/03/2014 / 9:15 PM

    Ha! This is so funny – my wee one isn’t talking yet but I really can’t wait to see what he comes out with 🙂

  7. 31/03/2014 / 3:56 PM

    Exactly like my son =P Haha this post is LOL! #ordinarymoments

  8. 31/03/2014 / 3:11 PM

    Oh the Daddy’s Nuts thing actually made me spit out my water laughing. So funny. I just love their innocence. We were in Tescos earlier and Mads shouted loudly from the other end of the aisle ‘Mummy I really need a very big poo!’ She made about three people laugh! x

  9. 31/03/2014 / 7:17 AM

    Ha ha love this!! I love their little outbursts!! xxx

  10. 30/03/2014 / 9:27 PM

    This is hilarious. I love it. I have so many things I wish buba would say correctly for fear people will start asking questions soon. Just read my funny phrase day fridays he gives me enough material each week to write a book! Love this. Funny too that we are their mothers can always interpret what they are trying to say #ordinarymoments

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